Ahri: The Nine-Tailed Fox
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
the bags under my eyes are Louis Vuitton
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
that one face eddie redmayne makes in les mis
guys remember when peeta got back from the capitol and katniss was all excited and she was so happy and they were running towards each other and she thought they were going to hug but then he tried to choke her
Look what my parents have just give me.
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