dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

(via itburnsbright)

(via dougie-poynter)

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

(via japanesesusofsuburbia)

sweet-bitsy:

piercinaldhawthorne:

that one face eddie redmayne makes in les mis

#do you hear the people singing

#do you hear them

#I HEAR THEM #I HEAR THEM COSETTE #ALL THE TIME COSETTE #COSETTE #THE PEOPLE SINGING

(via itslibbyagain)

notpeeta:

guys remember when peeta got back from the capitol and katniss was all excited and she was so happy and they were running towards each other and she thought they were going to hug but then he tried to choke her

(Source: atala, via districts-of-the-glade)

Look what my parents have just give me.

welele:

Mientras tanto, en las condiciones de servicio de Tumblr…

(Source: awesomeinblue, via livingaswinglifeaway)

starrysleeper:

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom. 

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

(via nightbelongstolovers)

darrynek:

a brazilian porno called “please cum to brazil”

(Source: darrynek, via destielvibes)

lalondes:

at my wedding instead of saying “you may kiss the bride” i want the priest to say “you are now canon” and instead of throwing rice i want people to throw small print-outs of their favourite reaction pictures

(Source: lalondes, via destielvibes)

homura-senpai:

i shipped so hard

and got so far

but in the end

it wasn’t even canon

(Source: jaymug, via dailyemotions)

urbancatfitters:

when people started tYping like this i thOUght there wAs some hidden message if you REad all the capitalized letters what a GreAt blogger i was don’t You agree

(via ddthan)

• before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
• after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING